You Know You’re a

Sexy Senior When…

By Clean Corporate Comedian

Sally Edwards (http://www.ComedyBySally.com)

 

Smile and Enjoy the Ride!
(You grow up really fast.)

                                     - Sally Edwards
 

 

 
You Know You’re A Sexy Senior When:

Chapter One
Proud To Be ME

 

Nobody looks at your face and 
wonders if you’ve "had work done."

 


Every day you lose your keys or your purse
and sometimes both. 

a

You think everyone under 50 is a “kid”.

a

 AARP sends you a Christmas card.

 

 

 

You wear wrap around sunglasses that make 
you look cool in a very unique way.

 

You buy clothes sold in the drugstore.

 

 


You wear less makeup to look good.

a

You carry your urine sample with pride.

a

Your grandchildren won’t let go of your leg.

 

 

You hire a handyman to do one job and give him twenty.

 

 

 


People tell you they like your mustache when
you didn’t know you had one.

a

You cut your toenails with the weedwacker.

a

The dress you’re sewing matches your drapes.

 

 

 

 

 

Your new bathing suit comes with a skirt.

 

 

 

 

You win at your favorite board game.

 

 

 

 

You tell your grandchildren that your 
first pet was a Triceratops.

 

 

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